Sparkle Beach Jesus


Can you imagine what all those kids who mutilate barbie are going to do to this Jesus doll?

I bet Mel Gibson is getting excited. Maybe this will inspire him to option You Will Behave for a major motion picture. Just replace the Barbie doll with this Jesus doll and call it "The Passion II."
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Mike Strahan said...

Why does Jesus have dreds? I didn't know he was Jamaican.

10:42 AM

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