You Will Get A Book Deal

Maybe . . .

I recently heard from a Jack Brickman at SuckerPunch Press, and they want to publish "You Will Behave" as a novella, with possibly a few additional stories. We've only had a few conversations via email, but it looks like this is the real deal.

So take this opportunity to read "You Will Behave" while it's still free.

Don't get too excited, though. Basically SuckerPunch Press is a newly launched micropress (they've only published one other book so far), selling titles almost exclusively through the web ( So don't expect to see "You Will Behave" on the shelves at your nearest Borders any time soon.

Do expect me to give you regular updates on the publishing process, and shove this all down your throat when the book's available for purchase.


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Way cool! I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, and yes, I want regular reports on your publishing experiences.

Matt Getty said...

Thanks Sharon. Everything looks good so far. I'll post more details soon.

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