Mom Action Figure
No doubt she could kick Darth's ass.
Notice, that unlike Barbie, the mom action figure can bend her legs. I think there's even movable joins at her elbows, wrists, and ankles too.
Makes perfect sense if you believe the meaning ascribed to doll joints in the Plastic and Zen excerpt from You Will Behave. After all, we know that the average mom's life is much more action packed than the average supermodel's
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It's about time we got an action figure of our own.
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