Promo Copy for You Will Behave

SuckerPunch Press has completed the promotional book description for You Will Behave. Here it is:

You Will Behave begins with a mother reprimanding her son for raping his sister's Barbie Doll with Darth Vader's light-saber. She tells him that he will apologize, that he will bury the doll, that Darth will look Ken in the eye and confess his crime.

Only she doesn't stop there.

In this same tone, she proceeds to tell her son his entire life story. The result is a dark and uproarious tale of love, violence, and what little difference there is between the two. Told entirely in the second person future, You Will Behave is at once a heart-felt coming of age story and a send up of the very idea of coming of age at all.


Geez, I hope it lives up to all that . . .

2 comments:

Sharon Hurlbut said...

Great promo! It makes me want to run out and buy it right now. Congratulations again, Matt!

Matt said...

Thanks Sharon, I hope that many many others feel the same way.

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