According to this article, Barbie is teaching children in Peoria a valuable lesson. When you get drunk it's more difficult to remove your inanimate partner's clothing. That's right kids, Don't drink and rape.
It's great to know that Barbie is teaching children that if they want to grow up to become successful sexual predators, they have to stay off the sauce.
From the Source: "It was one part of a program designed to teach kids about child abuse, sexual abuse and alcoholism. A group of kids learned how alcohol can impair their abilities. They took turns dressing and undressing a Barbie doll while wearing gloves and goggles."
Am I missing something, or does this sound like a lesson the mother from You Will Behave would have thought up?
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You're only looking at the sinister side of this and neglecting the practical side.
Drunken college sex is a staple of our education system. If we expect our kids to perform at a collegiate level, they need to know how to do these things. As a college freshman, I failed my first two sexual encounters because I couldn't remove my pants in an advanced inebriated state.
Looking back, I wish my high school had taken a more proactive approach to college-prep.
Seriously though, why Barbie? You'd think a simple puzzle would prove the point.
And where was Ken in all of this?
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