Perfume for Pre-Tweens, Thanks Barbie

As if female childhood weren't short enough, now Barbie's busy convincing young girls that they stink.

Another reason to look forward to the upcoming publication of You Will Behave, my love letter to America's favorite plastic idol of insecurity and masochism.
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2 comments:

cheri said...

yeah...this is a bit crazy. amazingly stupid. we. must. keep. our. children. away. from. barbie. perfume.

11:34 AM
Anonymous said...

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9:21 PM

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